Sharpie Shirt 

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

Sharpie Shirt by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010

Shartie 

When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.

Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus

Shartie by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016

shartie 

an adjective to describe a pair of underwear that have been sharted on

Those pants are a bit shartie.

shartie by oliverlen122 April 8, 2020

Shartie Bean

Shartie Bean means someone who holds all your affection.

Woah Zendaya! You’re my little shartie bean!

Shartie Bean by daniiboi January 7, 2021

Shartie 

The point of drunkenness that is sufficiently passed buzzed, but not belligerently drunk.

A happy medium that could be defined as the perfect drunk.

"Dude I got so shitty last night I threw up"

"That's why I only got shartie and took that girl home."

Shartie by BryanRich525 February 25, 2012

SHARTIE 

A new woman or girl on the block thats not recognized. (Another word for Shawty)

Where the sharties at?

SHARTIE by Skywalker985 July 25, 2022