When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

Pussy shart by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

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Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

Pussy shart by Sookrims May 11, 2009

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Pussy Shlarp

Different than regular Shlarp, Pussy shlarp is defined as a runny milky clear substance your female partner ejaculates from her vagina.

Baby i’m so sorry i’m not us usually such a pussy shlarp squirter

Pussy Shlarp by HiMommyGSpot October 30, 2022

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Pussy shart

A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.

"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"

"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*

Pussy shart by CheeseyDickFart May 11, 2009

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