Sharkattack 

When you get eaten by a shark

I lost a lot of blood in my sharkattack

Sharkattack by Jo Mamama May 26, 2018

sharkattack (charquataque) 

1. A guy, who wants to have sex (or just some kisses) with a girl, and has a behavior like a shark against other fishes; 2. Shark attack: it's like when you have one objective and you have to do something, soon as you can. So you look to the target and don't think twice.

The girl looks to you and we know what she thinking. So you have something to. Now. This is just an example about a sharkattack (charquataque).

sharkattack (charquataque) by Domicio e Mario February 10, 2007

slackattack 

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.

Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."

slackattack by jpg3 November 28, 2011

Mud Shark Attack 

The situation when a Mud Shark Momma iniates a confrontation/fight with an offending person, other female, or ignorant child which whom has made fun of, discriminated against, or physically abused the Oreo child/mud baby of the Mud Shark Momma.

Christine: Your kid just called my baby girl a halfrican, I'm gonna mud shark attack your ass and whip all around this project jungle gym

Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.

Mud Shark Attack by pureplaya99 January 1, 2012

shark attack 3 

the most bushiest movie of all time. sharks that growl like tigers, strange random people with horns (or a huge pimple), random church scenes, people driving ski-doo's into sharks mouths, most one line cheesy lines of all time, words that don't match the actors mouths, pictures that crop your finger from the shot automatically, telling people not to do sexy things 5000 feet in the ocean, boats with infinite full throttle, the most epic use of the word shit, fake stock footage, random sex scenes (fishing for marlin????), subs with Nintendo controllers and can launch torpedoes somehow that magically detach from the ship.

actual quote in shark attack 3:

girl-im exhausted

guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?

cut to sex shower scene...

shark attack 3 by datdick October 8, 2011

shartattack 

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

shartattack by shartattack December 30, 2006

shark attack 

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

shark attack by Jmart25 May 26, 2009