Sharelene 

Someone who is a complete noob. But is very funny, amazingly crazy, stupidly beautiful, and very spesial.

You are the most sharelene person in the world.
If you are a flower, you would be a sharelene.
WOI U NOOB! WHY U SO SHARELENE
Like the starry night, youre sharelene shines the brightest amongst them.

Sharelene by egghead19912 February 11, 2013

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Sharleen 

One of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is quiet at first, but once you get to know her, she is crazy and is a great person to talk to. She is cute, adorable, and sexy. She is a perakin with a delicate and warm heart. She cares for everyone but she just doesnt show it. If she does something wrong she apologises and she will really mean it. Her eyes will make you loose track of time. She is a great person and if you know one, you are lucky . She is a person you want to keep in your life FOREVER.She is a lucky person and everyone would fall for her. If your are friends with her don't ever let her go. Once shes gone,she may never come back.

Where is Sharleen

Sharleen by Quing2000 July 4, 2018

Shalene 

Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.

I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...

Shalene by dingdonglala December 12, 2011

Morning Sharpener 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

Morning Sharpener by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

Shereene 

An honest, independent woman, who always considers others. Shereenes typically love their families and people they care about. The most kind hearted and sweetest person you could ever meet.

Beautiful, funny and intelligent. Shereenes are often the best of friends and lovers. The one who has a heart of gold. If you have one in your life, you must be very special.

Shereene is just perfect.

Shereene by chikka123 December 19, 2014

sharleen 

One of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is quiet at first, be once you get to know her, shes crazzyy and a great person to talk to. She cute, adorable, and sexayy. Shes a perakn with a delicate and warm heart. She cares for everyone but she just doesnt show it. If she did something wrong and apoligizes.. She really means it. Her eyes will make you loose track of time. She is a great person and if you know one.. your lucky. This is also another way to spell Charlene. But someone with this spelling.. is a person you want to keep in your life FOREVER.Shes a lucky person and everyone would fall for her. If your friends with her dont ever let her go. Once shes gone.. She may never come back.

Person 1: Whose that sexy chick? Is she a supermodel?

Person 2: No... that's just my friend, Sharleen

sharleen by pinkforever345 January 4, 2012