Shart-donnay 

A really cheap and shitty tasting white wine.

We asked her to bring a bottle of wine and she showed up some $2 Shart-donnay from Trader Joes. That shit was nasty!

Shart-donnay by shartilingus March 30, 2009

Brewing a Shartonnay 

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

Brewing a Shartonnay by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Shartonnay 

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".

My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.

Shartonnay by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013

shardonnay 

That clear; crystal methamphetamine. A hard drug. The most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via LiAlH4-NH3 reduction. A big problem in mot of the U.S. Kids, don't use.

Some of that shit, Isaac, some of that Shardonnay

shardonnay by Big Stu Dogg July 14, 2006

Shardonnay 

A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.

Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."

Shardonnay by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011

Shardonnay 

Slang used to avoid saying meth amphetamine around an unsuspecting public.
It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.

Tweeker 1: Where can we get some Shardonnay? I think I got $30, plus we can click some stolen camping gear.

Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .

Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...

Shardonnay by GeniusJunior October 9, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020