Shapestart 

A derogatory term for someone's weight often with the implication that they're morbidly obese.

Can also be a racial epithet.

That fuckin shapestart ate the last doughnut!

Shapestart by Duckhunt89 September 14, 2020

shapesturbating 

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016

Shapester 

An out of shape individual. One who does not exercise and their physical appearance is indicative of their sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary regimen. Pejorative. Term originated in New York City metro area.

Person 1: "Ah man, that's a fucking shapester."
Person 2: "Yeh, there is no good reason that she should be dressed like that."

Shapester by Ljer37 May 26, 2008

Shapester 

Shapesters are oftentimes flow artists, performers who draw shapes on space and time using lights or flames.

The word may also refer to anyone who skillfully creates precise shapes such as a quilter or origami artist.

1. That was one hell of a performance, you shapester!

2. Only a true shapester could forge such a divine octahedral ornament.

Shapester by Spiral Stardust September 12, 2019