Duckhunt89's definitions

Strawberry dick slap

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.

Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.

by Duckhunt89 May 30, 2016

Snorlaxurbate

When you lay in the middle of a road and masturbate with your belly hanging out.

"Dude I need your help!"
"Why?"
"I'm in jail, I snorlaxurbated and there were kids around!"

by Duckhunt89 July 11, 2016

Shapestart

A derogatory term for someone's weight often with the implication that they're morbidly obese.

Can also be a racial epithet.

That fuckin shapestart ate the last doughnut!

by Duckhunt89 September 14, 2020