A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 8, 2022
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