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The stage name of a rock star who should probably own the Hugh Hefner smoking jacket, and should live in the Playboy mansion.
Why does Edsel Dope have so many hot bitches?
by anonymous xyz August 8, 2022
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The stage name of a rock star (also known as "Xero") who talks way too much smack about his own cousin, Trip Eisen.

I'm not sure if he's "trying to defend the honor" of the WOMEN that Trip Eisen has been with, but I'm sure they could also speak up for themselves if they actually wanted to as well!

We don't need Edsel Dope "mansplaining" the "shittiness" of certain people or situations to us!

We have brains and can decide that for ourselves!

I really think he needs to stop calling his cousin a "piece of shit!" at the very least!

Also..he stole my name!
Edsel Dope is an annoying male chauvinist who takes credits for things he didn't write, and then takes the money and runs! He's pretty much a Ferengi. Definitely not better than his cousin!
by anonymous xyz August 21, 2022
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Marilyn Manson is a talented singer and musician. I admit that for years I was a huge fan of his music and his dark gothic image. Although I still love his music I have come around to the point where I have to agree with everyone who says they dislike Marilyn Manson on a personal level. Seriously, the guy is just a really big douche. He actually came out in an interview and openly admitted that he hates all of his own music. So, yeah, when people say he hates all of his fans, it's true. He pretty much thinks that we're all really dumb for buying into anything he does. And,he's totally fake and lies about pretty much everything. A lot of stuff he wrote in "Long Hard Road out of Hell" isn't even true. He has never used drugs. His actual girlfriend was incredibly angelic and sweet and wouldn't even mosh at his concerts, although they liked to lie and say she did. Apparently he liked her because she was "ambitious" though. And oh, by the way, this is another thing that makes Marilyn Manson a huge douche. He says the only women he likes are ones who are "ambitious" and "confident." And then in the next breath he says that he really loves Kim Kardashian. So, we all really know that what he's actually saying is: "I like chicks as long as they have lots of money." That's what he actually means by "I like confidence and ambition more than any body part." He's saying he is only turned on by rich women. Believe me I know this to be true from personal experience.
Marilyn Manson is a great musician. Buy all of his albums and listen to them, it's well worth it. Don't bother reading "Long Hard Road out of Hell" though, that book is total crap.
by anonymous xyz December 31, 2014
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The most self-centred person I have ever met in my entire life..and that's saying quite a lot because I've actually met a lot of celebrities!

Catharine is really not a celebrity..she's just a perfectly normal, plain, boring woman.

But..she acts like people should treat her like she's royalty.

She has somehow basically deluded herself into thinking that everyone should kiss her ass all the time.

She probably has a terrible personality disorder..but that doesn't make it any easier to deal with her.

If you see a Catharine, stay far away! They are also known to bite. Don't feed the trolls!

Oh yeah..Catharines basically look like short, ugly trolls too.
"Oh no, look! It's Catharine! Let's run!"
by anonymous xyz July 29, 2022
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A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 8, 2022
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