Shandreling

A really sad and lonely child who is actually German, no matter how hard he tries to deny it.

His Pottermore wand is 13 inches long, and has unbending flexibility.
Other spellings:
Chandru
Andrew
Bitsy
Mitsy

"Yes, Shandreling, you ARE German."
- Everyone except him.

by Old Man Tim Tam August 4, 2017

shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"

I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!

by deathmuffin December 7, 2006

sanderling

The oldass name for Fanders; fans of Thomas Sanders

Fander 1: Imagine if we were still called Sanderlings.
Fander 2: lmaooooo that’s so dumb tho

by B0WT13S June 10, 2020

Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

by Restekp August 4, 2018

Garlic Shandling Burger

A burger flavored with garlic

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Shaneling

A child made of a being called Shane, it is often spawned from nothingness but can take place in a female body, being born may cause an ice age, it is thought that Shane evolved from highly intelligent being called snlaargs, came to earth and Devolved into a mindless being of torture, he often keeps dolls of his subjects as reminders of the fact he has one in his lair

Person 1: what is that strange thing on the floor?
Person 2: oh that's a Shaneling

(Szh-ayn-l-een-g)

by Mr Kazadilla October 16, 2011

Shandeline

A sub girl who loves being dominated by white men. She is asian but never likes Asian men. Not even buff, rich Asian men.

"Hey, have you seen Shandeline? I might rizz her up."
"Motherfucker, she don't want yo Chinese lookin' ass. "

by 0range_ April 15, 2023