shamurai

One who has mastered the art of shamming.

"Pvt Doe is the sham king! He's become a shamurai."

by Erik Gunderson June 10, 2007

Shamurai

One who has mastered skills in the ancient art of shamming. Legend has it that they descend from a long line of lazy warriors. A member of the junior enlisted that slack off like it’s a profession while avoiding getting caught. They generally hold the grade of E-4 and are a member of the notorious E-4 Mafia. The rank they wear is the sham shield. This is what they use for protection from danger. They imply the shield means they know nothing and they say nothing to get in trouble. They are always trying to avoid work, leadership, and service. Do to this they are experts at cover and concealment. They often strategies on how to escape their duties in a strict environment like the Military and when given the chance they try to sham off at every opportunity. The Shamurai has done this long enough to master these skills.

Upon hearing the word volunteer the Shamurai takes cover and looks for concealment. The Shamurai silently makes himself smaller by hiding behind something and avoids eye contact.

by Junebug2 May 12, 2022

The Last Samurai Syndrome

The Last Samurai Syndrome is a syndrome where it is best associated to a certain type of weebs that are so obnoxious about defending any criticism of the Japanese Culture whether they have been there or not.

Jared! Look at this idiot over there, he has The Last Samurai Syndrome.

by The Super Retarded Kid May 16, 2021

Last Samurai Syndrome

Non-Japanese people who think they are only ones who can save Japan from any criticism of the country as mild as it could be.

"That's a very funny looking bath tub" - Buddymate
"Yeah and that bee larvae is disgusting" - Boring In Japan
"Respect the culture!" - Random Weeb
"What's with him?" - Buddymate
"He has Last Samurai Syndrome" - Boring in Japan

by fealther May 16, 2021

Sharp work, samurai.

An affectionate phrase used in a congratulatory fashion, primarily spoken towards someone whom you share a relationship, or potential relationship, with.

Person A: (Comes up with a good plan and executes it well)
Person B: Sharp work, samurai.

by Quolyte June 29, 2017

Samurai

The community of Coryxkenshin. Samurai are the greatest community on YouTube

Coryxkenshin: “Samurai Army stand up, slice that like button!!”

by H0ldenlol December 5, 2022

Samurai Champloo

An anime made in 2004 by Sunset Studios, and directed by Shinichiro Watanabe, who is considered by many to be a god among gods in the anime world. Shinichiro Watanabe and his brainchild Sunset Studios are also the same people who have made Cowboy Bebop.

Samurai Champloo follows the adventures of Jin, a ronin.. Mugen, an Okinawan criminal... And Fuu, a former waitress who has made both Jin and Mugen to promise her find a 'samurai who smells like sunflowers'. The anime's underlying musical theme is hip hop culture, whereas Cowboy Bebop's was Americana and bebop jazz.

Damn, Samurai Champloo is gonna be AWESOME

by Kankokujin May 23, 2004