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shamurai 

One who has mastered the art of shamming.
"Pvt Doe is the sham king! He's become a shamurai."
shamurai by Erik Gunderson June 10, 2007
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Shamurai 

One who has mastered skills in the ancient art of shamming. Legend has it that they descend from a long line of lazy warriors. A member of the junior enlisted that slack off like it’s a profession while avoiding getting caught. They generally hold the grade of E-4 and are a member of the notorious E-4 Mafia. The rank they wear is the sham shield. This is what they use for protection from danger. They imply the shield means they know nothing and they say nothing to get in trouble. They are always trying to avoid work, leadership, and service. Do to this they are experts at cover and concealment. They often strategies on how to escape their duties in a strict environment like the Military and when given the chance they try to sham off at every opportunity. The Shamurai has done this long enough to master these skills.
Upon hearing the word volunteer the Shamurai takes cover and looks for concealment. The Shamurai silently makes himself smaller by hiding behind something and avoids eye contact.
Shamurai by Junebug2 May 12, 2022

The Last Samurai Syndrome

The Last Samurai Syndrome is a syndrome where it is best associated to a certain type of weebs that are so obnoxious about defending any criticism of the Japanese Culture whether they have been there or not.
Jared! Look at this idiot over there, he has The Last Samurai Syndrome.

Last Samurai Syndrome

Non-Japanese people who think they are only ones who can save Japan from any criticism of the country as mild as it could be.
"That's a very funny looking bath tub" - Buddymate
"Yeah and that bee larvae is disgusting" - Boring In Japan
"Respect the culture!" - Random Weeb
"What's with him?" - Buddymate
"He has Last Samurai Syndrome" - Boring in Japan

Sharp work, samurai.

An affectionate phrase used in a congratulatory fashion, primarily spoken towards someone whom you share a relationship, or potential relationship, with.
Person A: (Comes up with a good plan and executes it well)
Person B: Sharp work, samurai.
Sharp work, samurai. by Quolyte June 29, 2017
The community of Coryxkenshin. Samurai are the greatest community on YouTube
Coryxkenshin: “Samurai Army stand up, slice that like button!!”
Samurai by H0ldenlol December 5, 2022

Samurai Champloo 

An anime made in 2004 by Sunset Studios, and directed by Shinichiro Watanabe, who is considered by many to be a god among gods in the anime world. Shinichiro Watanabe and his brainchild Sunset Studios are also the same people who have made Cowboy Bebop.

Samurai Champloo follows the adventures of Jin, a ronin.. Mugen, an Okinawan criminal... And Fuu, a former waitress who has made both Jin and Mugen to promise her find a 'samurai who smells like sunflowers'. The anime's underlying musical theme is hip hop culture, whereas Cowboy Bebop's was Americana and bebop jazz.
Damn, Samurai Champloo is gonna be AWESOME
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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