Shampion Shampoo
yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo
Shampion Shampoo by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011
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Shampon
A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.
Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)
Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!
Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)
Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!
Shampyon
Australian colloquialism. This term was originally used to describe disabled persons to be winners (esp. in marathons), despite their inability to succeed due to disability.
1) To display the mental limitations of retardation and/or chromosomal defects, while not suffering any form of genetic deficiency or physical damage to the muscular-skeletal or neural systems.
1) To display the mental limitations of retardation and/or chromosomal defects, while not suffering any form of genetic deficiency or physical damage to the muscular-skeletal or neural systems.
a) "While trying to defend himself, Westlo instead proved himself to be an even greater shampyon than he had led people to believe."
b) "That guy running for the bus looks like a shampyon"
See also "mong"
b) "That guy running for the bus looks like a shampyon"
See also "mong"
Shampyon by Terry Helain April 27, 2004
Shampon
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