Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011

shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016

Shampon

A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.

Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)

Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!

Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away

Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!

by McSchlops September 1, 2009

Shampyon

Australian colloquialism. This term was originally used to describe disabled persons to be winners (esp. in marathons), despite their inability to succeed due to disability.

1) To display the mental limitations of retardation and/or chromosomal defects, while not suffering any form of genetic deficiency or physical damage to the muscular-skeletal or neural systems.

a) "While trying to defend himself, Westlo instead proved himself to be an even greater shampyon than he had led people to believe."

b) "That guy running for the bus looks like a shampyon"

See also "mong"

by Terry Helain April 27, 2004

Shampon

A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper

Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!

by Aphish December 18, 2009