Definitions by Aphish

Cumrific 

Something so good its orgasmic

The blowjob was cumrific, so miguel jizzed everywhere, leaving betsy soksed in his love juice.

Cumrific by Aphish January 3, 2010

Shampon 

A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper

Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!

Shampon by Aphish December 18, 2009

Jizztastic 

Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere

That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!

Jizztastic by Aphish December 16, 2009

Maizeshit 

The type of hard crap that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the rectum or anus when coming out. The corn kernels arent digested well... So the dense shit makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.

Patient: doctor, it hurts to shit!
Doctor: Well, you prob have maizeshit... Eat less corn.

Maizeshit by Aphish December 16, 2009