Aphish's definitions

Cumrific

Something so good its orgasmic

The blowjob was cumrific, so miguel jizzed everywhere, leaving betsy soksed in his love juice.

by Aphish January 3, 2010

Jizztastic

Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere

That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!

by Aphish December 16, 2009

Maizeshit

The type of hard crap that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the rectum or anus when coming out. The corn kernels arent digested well... So the dense shit makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.

Patient: doctor, it hurts to shit!
Doctor: Well, you prob have maizeshit... Eat less corn.

by Aphish December 16, 2009

Shampon

A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper

Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!

by Aphish December 18, 2009