Shamlonk 

An absolute gamer who destroys pussy with ever waking hour.

Man I just get cocked blocked by that shamlonk.

Shamlonk by Xvarous February 25, 2022

shalonka 

Derogatory insult towards Indians.

Man 1: Yo Rajesh didn’t send me the homework.
Man 2: Damn Rajesh a shalonka.

shalonka by Massey Yutes January 1, 2020

Shamlock 

Person who sits in the back of class pretending to be constantly high, but has never actually smoked weed.

Will Beaver is a shamlock.

Shamlock by Steve Burke March 20, 2003

SHAMONKEY 

Slang word for sex or the vagina.

Tonight Im going trolling for chics and gettin me some shamonkey.

SHAMONKEY by Dennis Ryan August 29, 2006

shaplonki 

meaning bull, or bullshit.

dude i saw ur gf fukin this dude in da park! thats some shaplonki!

shaplonki by 7 poop zack geiger June 29, 2011

Shamlong 

A sandwhich made with chipped ham and cheese. The cheese and ham are heated in the microwave and then put on bread.

MJ: Whats for lunch?
BA: Shamlongs and apple slices

Shamlong by The Griffindorf August 10, 2010

shalonkalot

Fucked up Cory

Don't be a shalonkalot

shalonkalot by Erockkk May 8, 2018