Shakemaxxing

When you’re out here collecting seizures like it’s a hobby, basically just living life on hard mode with epilepsy or anything that’s got you randomly hitting the shake DLC. Forget calling it a seizure, you’re just Shakemaxxing now.

“Bro’s been Shakemaxxing since 2012, built different fr.”

“Doctors say epilepsy, I say I’m just Shakemaxxing.”

Shakemaxxing by Shakemaxxer March 27, 2026

Shademaxxing 

The act of only walking in shaded areas when it’s hot and humid. Even if it means making your journey longer or looking silly.

“Bro what took you so long? It’s a five minute walk”

“Sorry man I was shademaxxing.”

Shademaxxing by Kimchi Slap August 20, 2025

shukemaxxing

when someone is being annoying or trying to hard to be funny or impress someone

he was shukemaxxing when he saw his crush.

shukemaxxing by mikehawkbollz December 28, 2025

soakmaxxing 

It's when a male partner let's his penis stay and marinate In his female partner's vagina, and both they lock in and repeatedly do this consistently or constantly for days.

"Dude,Bethany and me might be soul mates, we wanted to take our relationship to a new level, so we decided to start soakmaxxing for the entire week. my tip went in Monday, and didn't come out till Friday"

soakmaxxing by Supa Arty March 7, 2025

Sheklemaxxing

The act of puting in the absolute minimum effort required at your job while maximizing your financial gain. It involves doing just enough work to avoid getting fired, ensuring you still collect a full paycheck for doing essentially nothing.

Boss thinks I'm working on the quarterly reports, but I've just been sheklemaxxing on reddit for six hours.

Sheklemaxxing by Bogan Hunter June 17, 2026