When you’re out here collecting seizures like it’s a hobby, basically just living life on hard mode with epilepsy or anything that’s got you randomly hitting the shake DLC. Forget calling it a seizure, you’re just Shakemaxxing now.
The act of puting in the absolute minimum effort required at your job while maximizing your financial gain. It involves doing just enough work to avoid getting fired, ensuring you still collect a full paycheck for doing essentially nothing.
Boss thinks I'm working on the quarterly reports, but I've just been sheklemaxxing on reddit for six hours.
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.