Shairconic

A situation or action whose origins can be traced to the digital age.

If something is deemed shairconic, it is a manifestation of pure fail. The person who is being shairconic does not actually have to be wrong about something, but produce such a stupid comment, question, or exclamation that any observing bystanders must physically face palm.

Shaircon says "What does a mining drone do?"

"Where do I find rails for my railgun?"

"I killed three out of four players before I blew up!" (When actually fighting four crappy NPC's that are in no way preventing your escape)

All are examples of being shairconic

Shairconic by Cend July 27, 2010

sarconic 

the amalgamation of the two terms sarcastic and ironic (if sarcastic and ironic had a baby)

when you are simultaneously sarcastic and ironic

i didn't really think you would do that I was being sarconic

sarconic by james._y3 April 3, 2017

Sharonic Vinegar Mouth 

A sex position in which the giver ingests vinegar and holds it in their mouth, after which they perform oral sex under the receiver by spitting the vinegar into the receiver's preferred orifice and henceforth drink the accumulated juices when they re-descent.

Did you hear? Janet tried the Sharonic Vinegar Mouth last night and Brad ended up with vinegar in his eyes.

Sharonic Vinegar Mouth by Extena March 16, 2025