Shairconic

A situation or action whose origins can be traced to the digital age.

If something is deemed shairconic, it is a manifestation of pure fail. The person who is being shairconic does not actually have to be wrong about something, but produce such a stupid comment, question, or exclamation that any observing bystanders must physically face palm.

Shaircon says "What does a mining drone do?"

"Where do I find rails for my railgun?"

"I killed three out of four players before I blew up!" (When actually fighting four crappy NPC's that are in no way preventing your escape)

All are examples of being shairconic

Shairconic by Cend July 27, 2010

sarconic 

the amalgamation of the two terms sarcastic and ironic (if sarcastic and ironic had a baby)

when you are simultaneously sarcastic and ironic

i didn't really think you would do that I was being sarconic

sarconic by james._y3 April 3, 2017

Sharonic Vinegar Mouth 

A sex position in which the giver ingests vinegar and holds it in their mouth, after which they perform oral sex under the receiver by spitting the vinegar into the receiver's preferred orifice and henceforth drink the accumulated juices when they re-descent.

Did you hear? Janet tried the Sharonic Vinegar Mouth last night and Brad ended up with vinegar in his eyes.

Sharonic Vinegar Mouth by Extena March 16, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008