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Coolest math teacher you can ever have. Teaches for all of about 15 minutes and lets you talk for the rest of the period as long as you do your work. Has a really cool accent that you've never heard anywhere else before but it's still freaking awesome. Great at fencing. HATES disorganization. In every class, Shafaie secretly has one favorite kid and one least favorite kid. But he's such a cool teacher that you honestly can't hate him. He's the best math teacher you can ever.
Common phrases of Shafaie:

SIT DOWN NAOOOOOO!

I HATE THIS GUYYY

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG NAOOO

CHECK? WHAT IS CAPITAL OF CZECHOSLOVAKIA?
Shafaie by everybodylovesnerds November 17, 2011
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shafiera 

Most beautiful girl in the world . An angel. U look beautiful like Shafiera .
Shafiera
shafiera by Shafiera January 1, 2018
Girl 1: "whose that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "that's shafie"
Girl 3: " he is so snazzy"
Shafie by Wonderwaffle21 April 19, 2016
A cool name and most people will associate handsome with it. A rare amount has this name and people who do are genuinely funny and good-looking.
"Have you heard that this guy named shafriel came into our school? When I saw him, I had an erection"
shafriel by What-bro September 23, 2021
very reliable person, very hot, pretty, all guys like her, genius, good in everything, gives good advice.
adam: hey look at she's very pretty, what's her name?
matt: her name is shafieqa.
shafieqa by someone chubby December 25, 2016
Shafie is a very kind person. He will never let you down. Sometimes he can be shy , very funny and he is mature. He trusts you immediatly if u are nice to him. He has a special bond with everyone. Shafies are often brown and black haired. He is apoet and very romantic. He takes care of you likea gem. Religion is very important to him.
I would love to meet shafie!

I love his poems
Shafie by Amrood💙 January 27, 2020
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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