Shaftism 

In reference to the stylistic flairs of Akiyuki Shinbo and animation studio Shaft. Examples include abstract imagery, minimalistic artwork, live-action splicing, eclectic editing, head-tilts, fixation on character's eyes, vibrant and dynamic color palettes, stained glass, visual absurdism, etc.

Inexplicable head-tilts are my favorite Shaftism.

Shaftism by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy April 3, 2020

shaftsmanship

The ability to screw someone over without them knowing it happened.

Pookie: Why do you look so happy?

Junebug: Just had a great meeting with the boss. He thanked me for boosting sales 300%. As a reward, he’s giving me a pay cut. And for some reason, now my butthole really hurts.

Pookie: Now THAT’S some fine Shaftsmanship.

shaftsmanship by Buckfutter February 16, 2018

Shaftisfied 

Adjective.

Contented/pleased, despite knowing that one has be left well and truly shafted.

Buying that diamond ring left me feeling totally shaftisfied. It's so expensive but a lovely thing to do.

Shaftisfied by IJfan2016 November 24, 2016

shaftsmith 

Similar to a cocksmith, the shaftsmith forges the epicenter of all cocks. A man with the qualifications of shaftsmith includes intense stimulation and the appearance of a cock in the upper cranium.

Wow, that man at the party was such a shaftsmith.

shaftsmith by h0neybadg3r April 22, 2016

shaftsmith 

one who loves to suck cock.

a person who loves going down on meaty male shafts. He is a shaftsmith at giving a blow job.

shaftsmith by Benderdog December 17, 2014

Shaftisfied 

When you purchase an item and are content, yet you are aware you where shafted for it

that diamond ring left me absolutely shaftisfied

Shaftisfied by qwerty is wired December 2, 2016

shawtism 

When someone who is totally non-qualified in any particular field swears they are more knowledgeable than any expert in their particular field of expertise

John Doe honestly has shawtism. Even though he’s a doctor he spent all day telling the Builders how to do their job.
He is shawtistic I think

shawtism by Firewalltickler January 31, 2023