Shaftisfied

Adjective.

Contented/pleased, despite knowing that one has be left well and truly shafted.

Buying that diamond ring left me feeling totally shaftisfied. It's so expensive but a lovely thing to do.

by IJfan2016 November 24, 2016

Shaftisfied

When you purchase an item and are content, yet you are aware you where shafted for it

that diamond ring left me absolutely shaftisfied

by qwerty is wired December 2, 2016

Satisfied

What Alexander Hamilton will never be.

He will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied.

by Angelica Schuyler March 5, 2017

Satisfied

The feeling you can never have once Alexander Hamilton comes into your life.

"I will never be satisfied"-Angelica

by Glitchwantsyodick December 26, 2016

Satisfied

A feeling when you are happy. Like uh like when you like uh umm yeah you know

Yes satisfied

by AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHH June 12, 2020

Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra

Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?

by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.

Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!

by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011