Shaftisfied
Buying that diamond ring left me feeling totally shaftisfied. It's so expensive but a lovely thing to do.
Shaftisfied by IJfan2016 November 24, 2016
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Shaftisfied
Shaftisfied by qwerty is wired December 2, 2016
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Satisfied Salamander
sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Satisfied Salamander by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
Shatisfied
1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.
2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?
MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!
MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!
Shatisfied by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011
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