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Shaftball

A curveball that a pitcher throws in Tap Baseball that is unhittable and always a strike. Applicable in everyday life when you're getting screwed over.

See Genesis 29:21-30
"You know what we call that where I'm from? We call that the shaftball!"
by ThaJ0KER November 20, 2015
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Swiftball

A game just like Fantasy Football, but for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour where everyone will guess what dress she will wear for each era and surprise songs etc. Also known as Allie's Fantasy Swiftball.
COWBOY IS READY TO PLAY SOME SWIFTBALL IN A COUPLE HOURS.
by thisismetrying June 25, 2023
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Shirtballs

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."
by Racer XXX February 3, 2019
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Scartball

Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.
Let's head up to the swim complex and bust out some scartball.
by Rgasm May 2, 2009
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softballer

A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.
girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011
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suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw
by Venix May 27, 2014
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National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
today is national kiss a softball player day”
by Bon Martin October 24, 2019
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