Shafed

To get Shafed can be many things. It can be being forced to smell someones asshole. It can be being burned while sitting around chillin in your shop. It could also be being hounded by the biggest Goddamn stickler in the fuckin' place tellin you how to do shit. To get Shafed is the lowest of lows. If you resist the Shafe, Barcus, his loyal henchman, will make you get Shafed like none other.

Dammit, I was just sittin around until he came in, Fuck, i just got Shafed like a mother fucker!

by Joe Navy October 17, 2004

Shafed

-The act of having dined in the worst dininghall at Virginia Commonwealth University.

I just shafed, and now I feel like shit!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009

shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010

Shaved Bigfoot

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

shafdowolf

Shafdowolf is a god. You can’t kill him in strucid because he’s a legend, and everyone wants to be like him.

Makajaka: OMG I got killed by shafdowolf

Phoenixsigns: No shit, nobody can kill him, he’s a god 🤦 ♂️

by Strucid community February 24, 2019

Shafted

To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.

Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?”

Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”

by Trevasaures June 16, 2018

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.

The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.

by BobbyK. March 11, 2011