Shack Mom 

Your dad's live-in girlfriend

I love going to my dad's house and visiting with my Shack Mom.

Shack Mom by belah lavender November 6, 2014

shock your mom 

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

shock your mom by dipsetty January 25, 2009

shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams at which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"When is shock your mom happening this year??"
"NCA 10A @10:30pm Tuesday of Senior Week!"

shock your mom by theladiesof10A May 7, 2026

I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* 

An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.

Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.

Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)

Mom: *whimper*

I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* by Jezeah July 27, 2008

sack moment 

A sack moment is a time when another male (usually older) touches your sack for no reason.

Yesterday I talked to Lester the child molester. I had a sack moment that day.

sack moment by Ra_Man June 20, 2017

Momma Shmack 

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.

" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."

Momma Shmack by Bel Aire Beeryan April 8, 2010