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shock your mom 

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"
"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"
shock your mom by dipsetty January 25, 2009

shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams at which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"
"When is shock your mom happening this year??"
"NCA 10A @10:30pm Tuesday of Senior Week!"

I'm Fine Mom! *Smack* 

An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.
Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.

Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)

Mom: *whimper*

sack moment 

A sack moment is a time when another male (usually older) touches your sack for no reason.
Yesterday I talked to Lester the child molester. I had a sack moment that day.
sack moment by Ra_Man June 20, 2017

Momma Shmack 

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026