an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"
"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that animecartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"
an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams at which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"
"When is shock your mom happening this year??"
"NCA 10A @10:30pm Tuesday of Senior Week!"
When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"