Shaafie

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Shaafie is the best person in the world
He got bitches, friends, Father and milk that you dont have.

Person 1: Have you seen Shaafie?
Person 2: No
Person 3: What, He is the best guy in the world
Person 4: OMG I wanna meet Him

Shaafie by AHHH MEE MOMMY October 23, 2022

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Shafaie

Coolest math teacher you can ever have. Teaches for all of about 15 minutes and lets you talk for the rest of the period as long as you do your work. Has a really cool accent that you've never heard anywhere else before but it's still freaking awesome. Great at fencing. HATES disorganization. In every class, Shafaie secretly has one favorite kid and one least favorite kid. But he's such a cool teacher that you honestly can't hate him. He's the best math teacher you can ever.

Common phrases of Shafaie:

SIT DOWN NAOOOOOO!

I HATE THIS GUYYY

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG NAOOO

CHECK? WHAT IS CAPITAL OF CZECHOSLOVAKIA?

Shafaie by everybodylovesnerds November 17, 2011

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Shaafie • shatfield • Shaafi • Shaamiel • Shafie • shamafied • Shaafici • Shafaie • shafieen • shafiek

shamafied

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.

Jenny and jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Jenny karate chops Eliza and says....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied

shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

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shatfield

South-Hatfield

Shithole of a place in Hertfordshire. Has the University of Hertfordshire attached to it, the biggest campus university in the UK. All students there hate Hatfield, and the residents of Hatfield feel the same back.

God, get me out of Shatfield.

shatfield by meltie October 8, 2003

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shafiera

Most beautiful girl in the world . An angel. U look beautiful like Shafiera .

Shafiera

shafiera by Shafiera January 1, 2018

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Shafie

A snazzy guy

Girl 1: "whose that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "that's shafie"
Girl 3: " he is so snazzy"

Shafie by Wonderwaffle21 April 19, 2016

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shafieqa

very reliable person, very hot, pretty, all guys like her, genius, good in everything, gives good advice.

adam: hey look at she's very pretty, what's her name?
matt: her name is shafieqa.

shafieqa by someone chubby December 25, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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