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Skaboinked 

When you get with The Bois and get absolutely fucking wasted.
Guy 1: Yo, ya wanna play some video games tonight?

Guy 2: Nah fam. I'm meeting up with The Bois and we finna get Skaboinked.

Guy 1: SHEEEEEESH. Aight have fun.
Skaboinked by TheRodykell August 16, 2021

shaboinker 

slang for a man's penis; someone who is a complete dip shit
Jack, you are a big fuckin' shaboinker.
shaboinker by Big Dick BH June 2, 2005

Shaboinken 

This is a another slang term for the male penis. Pronounced Sha-boink-ken.
Aw! It got me right in the shaboinken.
Shaboinken by Derek Marshall January 20, 2006

shaboinkerisms 

acts of acting like a mans penis
Tyler was messing with this dude thats another one of his shaboinkerisms.
shaboinkerisms by Redneck, USA July 27, 2006

Shlaboinked 

To fuck two or more people who are worse than you at Fortnite
John: I heard Ollie just shlaboinked Remy and Anthony Jack: Yeah makes sense he's so much better than them at Fortnite
Shlaboinked by jeff123456789123458 December 23, 2023

Shlaboinked 

When you fuck 2 or more people who are worse then you at Fortnite
John: I heard Ollie just shlaboinked Remy and Anthony Jack: Yeah makes sense he's so much better than them at Fortnite
Shlaboinked by jeff123456789123458 December 23, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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