Sexysad Share definition Flag A subtype of schadenfreude; when a woman is more sexually appealing because she is miserable. Hey dude, check out that crying stripper, she's sexysad.Your mom is sexysad when she's drunk. Sexysad by Malkontent February 4, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Sexysad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch