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Sexyguese 

In Portuguese this word is called sexéguês, it's when a white male or white cacao starts acting all sexy on his brazillian mamacita. One can't even call it flirting in Portuguese, some say it is a step above and often non-verbal. This rare mating event(if it is appropriate to call it that!) is full of potent sexual glances and often requires the male to wear only a kimono. To initiate this style of coitus is practically impossible it requires a pandemic of epic proportions and a lot of freetime. If you happen to find someone to partake in this sanctimonious act of love, hold on to it and feed that hairy beast your best rice and beans.
Person 1: Damn girllllll, is that your man speaking that sexyguese!!!
Person 2: Yes mam, but it is so much more than a language!
Sexyguese by WashurHandsome May 24, 2020
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sexybumsex 

Bum sex that is indeed, very lovely indeed. Sexy bum sex is bum sex that is not only very sexy but it is very pleasurable, for both males and females. Sexy bum sex is a very fulfilling exercise, recommended to do daily. Medical research states that sexybumsex increases the size of the penis (if done daily) by 1.2 mm.
Hey boss, can you remember to get an enema at lunch because when i come back to my desk, i would love to do some sexybumsex, thanks.
sexybumsex by ArabicDave312 January 6, 2022
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Sexygreencivic

(NOUN,ADJECTIVE) To be a whore, skank, slut
Abv. SGC
Variations SluttyGreenCunt, Notsosexygreencivic
Dude she is a SGC
She is so SGC