Sexyguese

In Portuguese this word is called sexéguês, it's when a white male or white cacao starts acting all sexy on his brazillian mamacita. One can't even call it flirting in Portuguese, some say it is a step above and often non-verbal. This rare mating event(if it is appropriate to call it that!) is full of potent sexual glances and often requires the male to wear only a kimono. To initiate this style of coitus is practically impossible it requires a pandemic of epic proportions and a lot of freetime. If you happen to find someone to partake in this sanctimonious act of love, hold on to it and feed that hairy beast your best rice and beans.

Person 1: Damn girllllll, is that your man speaking that sexyguese!!!
Person 2: Yes mam, but it is so much more than a language!

Sexyguese by WashurHandsome May 24, 2020

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sexybumsex

Bum sex that is indeed, very lovely indeed. Sexy bum sex is bum sex that is not only very sexy but it is very pleasurable, for both males and females. Sexy bum sex is a very fulfilling exercise, recommended to do daily. Medical research states that sexybumsex increases the size of the penis (if done daily) by 1.2 mm.

Hey boss, can you remember to get an enema at lunch because when i come back to my desk, i would love to do some sexybumsex, thanks.

sexybumsex by ArabicDave312 January 6, 2022

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Sexygreencivic

(NOUN,ADJECTIVE) To be a whore, skank, slut
Abv. SGC
Variations SluttyGreenCunt, Notsosexygreencivic

Dude she is a SGC
She is so SGC

Sexygreencivic by A concerned Member of Society August 14, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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