The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 02, 2020
The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.
Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
by Urban humor March 18, 2020