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Sexual Market Value 

Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42
"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""
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Sexual market value 

Also known as SMV.
In a general sense: a formula (or multiple formulas) (or an attempt to create it), which you can then use to plot a graph(s) of general 'current attractiveness value' of each person, showing each individual's relativity to others of the same sex.

something like this:
men want: 0.1*success + 0.6*looks + 0.4*personality + male_choice
women want: 1*success+ 0.5*looks + 0.5*personality + female_choice

in a biological sense:
Men want from women: ability and desire to please, ease, provide serenity.
Women want from men: ability and desire to reduce fear.
Female hypergamy drives them into seeking a higher sexual market value partner, even exercise monkey branching- 'investing' her time into other potentially successful guys leaving them in a friendzone - as 'backup' guys, even if she's already in a relationship.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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