Pick me

F shaming F:
Any loving a man female being shamed by the seething flock of arrogant/snobbish control freak women - she doesn't place above him. (her commitment to the daily choice to love = loyally serving/submitting/tolerating/etc being useful to him - to add to his life, not harm it; not having others on the same level or above him in any way)
Anyone on any level sub to man or not hating men - supportive and pleasing to be with, instead of: impudent, greedy, demanding, egotistical, hedonistic, hubristic, transactional, harmful.. - overall repulsive, expecting simping/slaving for them.
Pecking at her like psychopathic chickens; exploitative or despising men, want to manipulatively impose control upon them (it's all the projections they say about men, but in reverse, being a twisted, incapable of empathy, parody on masculine herself), placing their flock of women above the man.
From either leftover women or insecure women with (naturally too empathetically biased for fem) men, they've 'trained' to be expendable utilities. Destructive to any other relationship, that neither gives them attention nor follows imposed template - normalizing hers.
Popularized on chicktok.

Hypocrisy call-out:
Virtue signaling female, that fakes to love a man, for attention or other gain - similar to thot/tradthot. Like looking for soft life pseudo-trad bimbo-for-hire gold diggers. Or by chasing high SMV man, while claiming it doesn't matter.
- You're such a sycophant pick me girl.
- At least I'm not a lazy manhating sadist.
by veinsofgold May 11, 2025
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shit test

A category of exploitative lies, gaslighting, assertive actions or passivity, that are used to manipulate/force out how trusting/clueless or tolerant (or accepting) a person is of you in that mode, or as a spiteful check for hypocrisy (a shit test in response). It's also used as a manipulative check of their conformity to normies, simps, etc views and empathy biases.

If it's done by abusers/sadists/psychos, then it's a "pushover" check, to see how far they can "get away" with harmful manipulations of him, to exploit him of his time and money, scapegoat him, talk him into something useless to him like a dare (if the provocateurs are sadistic, it's often a self-harmful or humiliating one).

In basic everyday cases infantile tantrums, nagging, passivity can be shit tests used out of laziness, fear or ineptitude, being spoiled.
* She's probing their simping limits by shit testing men into paying her bills, throwing aggro-simps against other men, monkey branching.
* They've offered something generally considered weird to me, I wonder if they're serious or shit testing.
* They're shit testing me to wash their dishes for them, by just leaving them annoyingly in the way.
by veinsofgold January 17, 2023
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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cryptocurrency

A bunch of first world kids have decided to draw themselves virtual "pokemon cards" using their overpriced GPU their mom had gifted them in 2010, as even using it like normal introverts - to play games, wasn't autistic enough for them. Some had exchanged it for hitman services and pizza adding 'real value' to it; Some have accumulated more than others, now they are all 'grown up' in their 20s, and their only value is their collection of poke.. I mean "cryptos", so they are promoting it like a real deal to be able to exchange it for something more than a pizza - real estate and a tesla - and be talking success stories.

In theory - decentralized currency, in practice - it's like that old comic about USB: xkcd.com/927 but even less validity and with a pinch of ponzi and criminality and "I'll make up my own money to have money for luls, oh wait, people actually believe it".
Muh doge coin is going to the moon. Cryptocurrency made me a millionaire.
by veinsofgold May 11, 2021
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Thot

A female who (publicly) superficially or aesthetically plays into guy's fantasies and fetishes, guys often assume she's single and a virgin, due to her portrayal of innocence or infantility, but she is often dishonest, disloyal, unfaithful, pragmatic - a bait for simps.
by veinsofgold November 22, 2020
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 01, 2024
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incel

neutral: A person, who desperately desires/stresses over certain sexual lifestyle and relationships, that they are unable to achieve.

In reality: one of many sexist slurs used to derail or evade a discussion or criticism by dragging vaglidation and copulation into it.

Used by entitled narcissistic women and their harem of subservient white knighting cucks to bully and silence non-submissive and/or single (often "low SMV") usually males for being in any way critical of them, venting about their life hardships, or for existing and not groveling/white-knighting/idolizing women (like said submissives are doing) - even if they aren't looking for a relationship with said narcissists.

Don't like criticism (or lack of subservience) about fem -> calling them misogynist/incel -> which itself is slur/shaming/criticism/ego -> call them misandrist/hate all men, as they are with same dumb logic; it's ironic. It's anti-individual + main character syndrome - people arrogantly assume they represent everyone (of their sex) - which they use to hide behind, instead of facing any personal (or smaller subgroup) criticism.
He doesn't have a gf and denied me he must be gay/incel/hikki/creep/fuckboy/hates women/misogynist. - being denied version.
How dare you to have standards/criticize me/my queen you incel. - control freak woman or whiteknighting simp version.
by veinsofgold April 27, 2025
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