When a person is seen in public with an attractive and charming partner, their SMV goes up, meaning they become more attractive to other potential partners.
by MsLi January 14, 2006
Sexual Market Value. Usually assigned to women on a 0-10 scale, based mostly on physical appearance. In a population it tends to be on a bell curve, where most women are 4, 5, 6, 7 with very few being 1-2/10 and few being 8-10/10.
Her SMV is a 4 out of 9, she's a typical "49er"...
by Jaguar Noir April 26, 2020
Sexual marketplace value: Attempts to quantify something as nuanced as human interaction and attraction into a product like object on a 10 point scale or graph, based on little to no evidence, and if there are any they’re usually cherrypicked to fit dumb preconceived notions. Like the adage goes “All models are wrong, but some are useful” and this ain’t even useful.

Often times to circlejerk with fellow vapid/hedonistic manchildren or susceptible dumb teens coping with their empty lives and personal relations, often on internet forums where rotting in holes are common, many of which are self made
Ligma male: bro shes like a 5.3412 on the smv scale, these gaddam hypergamy females. I just paid a man on steroids to tell me this for $60 a month or got brainwashed by influencers/grifters with infinite scroll algorithms

Non autist: shut up nerd
by Perc750 September 11, 2022
Sim music video. Like an AMV, but made with The Sims machinima
I prefer SMV to AMV.
by cshin9 March 21, 2013
Hey, you see that Smv drive by? That soccer mom was milf!
by Coop Cooper December 31, 2007
suck my vagina
if you are male you would say smd for suck my dick
fuck you....oh yeah SMV!!!
Fuck you....oh yeah SMD!!!
by Ben jam in December 13, 2005
1. Disco is a good SMV SE, plenty of possible SMV raisers (and crashers) around.
2. Being single yourself and doing the hot 'other half' of your friend will definately raise your SMV (and lower your friendship, but who cares if your SMV is through the friggin' roof?!)
by Vortex Genious December 13, 2006