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When a person is seen in public with an attractive and charming partner, their SMV goes up, meaning they become more attractive to other potential partners.
by MsLi January 14, 2006
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
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Sexual Market Value. Usually assigned to women on a 0-10 scale, based mostly on physical appearance. In a population it tends to be on a bell curve, where most women are 4, 5, 6, 7 with very few being 1-2/10 and few being 8-10/10.
Her SMV is a 4 out of 9, she's a typical "49er"...
by Jaguar Noir April 26, 2020
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Sim music video. Like an AMV, but made with The Sims machinima
I prefer SMV to AMV.
by cshin9 March 20, 2013
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suck my vagina
if you are male you would say smd for suck my dick
fuck you....oh yeah SMV!!!
Fuck you....oh yeah SMD!!!
by Ben jam in December 13, 2005
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