Sexcalator

When we repeat the same pattern in sex every time without considering alternative ways to enjoy the experience.

"You have so many options. It doesn't have to follow the sex escalator. The sexcalator is also a thing. We follow the same escalating steps to the same conclusion and there is no getting off that escalator, there's no going backwards, there's no choosing a different escalator, there's no using the elevator or the stairs if you want. And really, you can." Multiamory podcast, episode 352

by Caracynthia December 30, 2021

suscalator

when there's two elavators in a hotel, the on eon the left is a suscalator

lets go in the suscalator
but what even is a suscalator

by pengenini November 6, 2021

Sexulator

'Sexulator' means 'sex machine' (hence the -ulator ending: calculator = machine) or just 'sexy' in general.

'Sexualtor' can also be a synonym for 'sex you later', meaning I'd like to have sex with you later.

"You sexulator, you!" = You sexy thing! / You sex machine

by Albert E. 29 May 25, 2010

sexcalate

When sexual play escalates to mutually satisfying climaxes.

Jenna and Bob let their play sexcalate until there was no turning back, fortunately Bob always carries protection.

by ElderStatesman September 28, 2015

nexcalator

Conjunction of "next escalator", useful when negotiating a series of moving staircases and needing to refer to the upcoming one.

Q: How do I get to the modern art collection?
A: Just after the nexcalator mate!

by g-rumbler November 22, 2011

Sexcalation

Sexcalation is the process by which sexual tension keeps escalating between two people who insist they are “Just friends” to the point where shenanigans are inevitable. The unique quality of sexcalatory situations is that the principal imbeciles are in total denial of the mechanisms at work and hence appear completely oblivious to it.

James: I thought they were just friends!
Jill: Yeah but very soon it sexcalated into something more than that.

Mary: Honestly, everyone knew they liked each other, sexcalation was inevitable.

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by Africanlegend January 16, 2010

sexaltor

A realtor that give sex in exchange to close the deal

Yesterday I went to see a estate, and appears this gorgeous sexaltor.

by Estmtz September 2, 2019