suscalator

when there's two elavators in a hotel, the on eon the left is a suscalator

lets go in the suscalator
but what even is a suscalator

by pengenini November 6, 2021

Sexcalator

When we repeat the same pattern in sex every time without considering alternative ways to enjoy the experience.

"You have so many options. It doesn't have to follow the sex escalator. The sexcalator is also a thing. We follow the same escalating steps to the same conclusion and there is no getting off that escalator, there's no going backwards, there's no choosing a different escalator, there's no using the elevator or the stairs if you want. And really, you can." Multiamory podcast, episode 352

by Caracynthia December 30, 2021

uscalator

A single word indicating an up escalator at a shopping mall. Instead of asking "Where is the up escalator" at Macy's, just ask for the uscalator to remove any ambiguity. The opposite of doscalator.

Where is the uscalator? I have to get to the bathroom before I shit myself.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006