Sexaurtle 

When an astronaut eats a burger while having sex with a turtle

Bro this guy did an amazing sexaurtle

Sexaurtle by Replica_Expert November 22, 2021

sexausted 

The state of exhaustion that occurs after intense intercourse.

Matt: OMG I feel like I just came out my brain. I'm so fucking exhausted right now, you have no idea.

Jenny: No you're not, you're sexausted. See what I did there?

sexausted by Matt&Jenny January 9, 2008

The Seaturtle 

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.

"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"

The Seaturtle by TheOneTrueHero July 14, 2022

seaturtle

to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum

If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.

seaturtle by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015