A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.