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Hott Tree House Sex 

A word used to describe those who are extrememly bangin'. It cannot be used on those who are just hott. You have to be hott and THEN SOME. You have to be utterly orgasmic and make women croon whenever they see you to be dubbed as Hott Tree House Sex. It can also be combined with other phrases. Like Cliche Cherry Poppin' Prom Night Sex.
Monica: Constantine was looking mighty fine on American Idol today
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!
Hott Tree House Sex by Katalina March 16, 2005

house sex 

house sex -kitchen, bathroom, living room, dinning room, hall way, bed room, every were in the house!!!
house sex by martin24 January 30, 2012

little house on the prairie sex

Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.
"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."

bloody sex horse 

a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.
M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?

B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it

M: you disgust me

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

Horse Sex!

common rebuttal of animal equality and equal status of animals used by vegans - especially when referencing the work of animal activists who attempt to "rescue" animals by stealing them from private farms.
"If other animals are the same as humans, then you are implying that there is no difference in having sexual relations with a badger or a human female.....that's horse sex!"
Horse Sex! by BuddyJoe October 22, 2018