Sex Session

A new form of time; a sex session usually means 30-40 minutes for the larger, more masculine male, or, 10-15 for the smaller, whimpier male.

Guy #1: Yo guys! How long will Jamal take to arrive here?
Guy #2: He said he'll be here in about a sex session.
Guy #1: Duuuuddee, he's so big, I can't wait THAT long.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Steve? He's missing out on halo!
Guy# 2: Yeah, he said he'd meet us here in a sex session.
Guy #1: Oh, sweet, he'll be here soon then.

by Lucas Marcel December 21, 2009

session sex

When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.

Unlike a quicky session sex is not.

#sessionsex

Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Sensession

To chill out, blaze some weed, listen to music then bang (fornicate). After banging blaze again and bang again but you can not use the same position as the 1st bang session unless it’s doggy style.

Last night I had a sensession with CJ, she texted me the next day it hurt when she sat down.

by The Man Child March 25, 2019

Sexcession

To ascend or suceed in power through sexual acts.

Of course he got promoted before me, he has been blowing the boss for weeks. It was a clear matter of sexcession.

by renogolem January 29, 2009

sebsession

when someone (particularly a female by the name of sio) has a massive crush on someone by the name of Sebastian

“i can’t get over my sebsession”

by coconut oil November 20, 2020

Sexession

Feeling of being possessed by a dingus during sex.
Body convolution, being unable to breathe, eyes roll back in your head and feel as though your soul has left your body

Girl I literally didn't just get off I had a full blown sexession last night!

by Brandwyne December 8, 2019