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Sex Session 

A new form of time; a sex session usually means 30-40 minutes for the larger, more masculine male, or, 10-15 for the smaller, whimpier male.
Guy #1: Yo guys! How long will Jamal take to arrive here?
Guy #2: He said he'll be here in about a sex session.
Guy #1: Duuuuddee, he's so big, I can't wait THAT long.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Steve? He's missing out on halo!
Guy# 2: Yeah, he said he'd meet us here in a sex session.
Guy #1: Oh, sweet, he'll be here soon then.
Sex Session by Lucas Marcel December 21, 2009
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session sex

When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.

Unlike a quicky session sex is not.

#sessionsex
Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.
session sex by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Sensession

To chill out, blaze some weed, listen to music then bang (fornicate). After banging blaze again and bang again but you can not use the same position as the 1st bang session unless it’s doggy style.
Last night I had a sensession with CJ, she texted me the next day it hurt when she sat down.
Sensession by The Man Child March 25, 2019

Sexcession 

Of course he got promoted before me, he has been blowing the boss for weeks. It was a clear matter of sexcession.
Sexcession by renogolem January 29, 2009

sebsession 

when someone (particularly a female by the name of sio) has a massive crush on someone by the name of Sebastian
“i can’t get over my sebsession”
sebsession by coconut oil November 20, 2020

Sexession 

Feeling of being possessed by a dingus during sex.
Body convolution, being unable to breathe, eyes roll back in your head and feel as though your soul has left your body
Girl I literally didn't just get off I had a full blown sexession last night!
Sexession by Brandwyne December 8, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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