Definitions by Shellsnell1

Deja Feud 

When you fight about the same thing over and over.

I've had the same deja feud 4 times.

Don't you mean Deja Vu?
No. Deja Feud , like repeat fights.
That's not what it's called.
Ugh.......5

Deja Feud by Shellsnell1 January 17, 2018

Triflin' lil Ghost 

The Triflin' lil ghost is a paranormal entity that is essentially harmless and pointless, but excited to do tiny hauntings around the house.

Ever experience that phantom phone vibrating in your pocket, random floor sqeaks, objects not where they were left? Just some of the horrors of his tiny hauntings. Beware his itty-bitty inconveniences and shenanigans.

#tinyhauntings #pintsizedpoltergeist #triflinlilghost #tfohtinyghost #halfpinthorror #

That Triflin' lil Ghost is up to no good, I just know it!

Triflin' lil Ghost by Shellsnell1 January 16, 2018

Willow Dick 

Just before entering your dick into a stank pussy it becomes limp and sad. Much like the branches of a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again!

Willow Dick by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Dick Olympics 

The Dick Olympics also known as session sex is an extremely extended period of sexual intercourse. The participants start the marathon eager and prepared, and leave tattered, torn, and probably sticky.
There are 1st and 2nd place trophies and subsequents based on the number of participants.

***The Dick Olympics; Going 4 Gold, just for a second, just to see how it feels! est.1969***

After months of training, Tim "pre-came" short of the gold for the Dick Olympics.

Dick Olympics by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

session sex

When you have to block out time in your day to have sex because apparently you didn't have anything else to do today.

Unlike a quicky session sex is not.

#sessionsex

Wondering what to do with your those annoying extra hours in your day? Ask your doctor if session sex is right for you.

session sex by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

Snoopleboot

A word used in place of the name of an illicit substance. Usually utilized around kids, Authority, judgemental Judys, or your broke-ass friend who will always "get you next time". He never does...

#snoopleboot #peaceloveanddrugs #drugs #onsnooplebootrightnow #hashtagsarehard #hobbyhunting #notsobasicbitch #jk #sorrynotsorry #done

While on Snoopleboot Danielle added entirely too many hashtags to her UrbanDictionary post. But you already knew that.

Snoopleboot by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018