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second hand sex

When someone experiences sexual intercourse indirectly.
Those people in the next room are fucking and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex
second hand sex by maddox February 16, 2005
(verb)
When couples are in a social setting and feel it is improper to make out, hand sex occurs. Hand sex is being very sexual with another person using only the hands and fingers. Usually includes stroking and caressing of each other’s hands. Although seemingly discreet, it can still generate much uncomfortable-ness when done in a social setting. Incidentally, hand sex almost never happens in private.
Brian, stop having hand sex with your girl! It's just weird, man.
hand sex by Assessment January 4, 2004
When a couple holds hands passionately. Usually involves some weird movement of the hands. Most of the time the two don't realize they're having hand sex until one notices. for example:
"what are our hands doing?" "I dont know" "It looks like they're on acid!!"

"hey hand... lets smoke something then rub up against each other"
J:"So,what'd you and jhett do tonight"
B:"Oh nothing, just had some hand sex while we listened to Zeppelin. Why, what did you and Jenna do?
J:"....same thing, but.... well we'll just leave it at that"
B:"HA! sure, sure... w/e"
hand sex by Betheckles June 11, 2006

Second-Hand Sex 

When you have had so much exposure to another persons sex life/sexual activities, that you know things about them and/or their partner(s) that only someone who has had sex with that individual or their partner(s) should know.
"heard you had second-hand sex with your roomates girlfriend"
"yeah man, bunk beds suck."
Second-Hand Sex by jobrivans October 9, 2007
While holding hands making gestures that involves both party's hands. Is exciting for both people when you cant make out or touch each other any other way, especially when others are around.
Me:Today I was in the back seat of Drew's car and he was in the front passenger seat and all we could do was have hand sex!

Mindy: What?! Tell me about it!

Me: Well, he was making very suggestive gestures about sex and what was on his mind, it happened to be on my mind as well!

Mindy: What is fun?

Me: Yes, I was getting very turned on and so was he! I couldn't wait to get out of the car!
Hand Sex by G-thang, b-thang May 12, 2010

Second-Hand Sex 

When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.
Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.
Second-Hand Sex by maddox June 19, 2005
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