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Sex Fart 

Always gross and embarrassing, a sex fart can be any fart or fart-like noise made during sex of any kind.
1) Joe was a little chubby, and so was Molly his girlfriend. Whenever they had sex the air caught between their sweaty bellies made a sex fart.

2) I was getting great head from this girl when I had a sex fart, she didn't even care!

3) After Randy finished sodomizing Brian, Brian let out a sex fart that smelled like lubricant.

4) Kelly is a great lay, but I think she needs to lay off the broccoli or beans. She has sex farts all the time when we're going at it.
Sex Fart by DiaperDave March 26, 2011
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Sex fart 

A sex fart or slart is we're you fart durning sex
I was sitting on my bed watching family guy when I heard a nock at my window. I opened the shade to see my boyfriend waiting at my door, window thing. I opened it to let him in. " what are you doing here?" He came thrue and kissed me passionately. He pushed me on the bed and pinned me down. However he will never be as strong as me so I flipped him over and massaged his penis than I gave him a blow job. He pushed me up agient the back-board of my bed and ripped my clothes of. He fingered me hungrily swirling and thrusting in and out. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned over to his ear and whispered " just fuck me already" so my parents dident hear. " that's what I came here to do" he whispered back. He soved his penis into me and thrust in and out makeing me moan. Just when I thought he was going to exit me he pushed his dick all the way in causing me to fart.
Sex fart
Sex fart by Cutie pie 24 October 15, 2013

Sex fart 

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.
Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?
Sex fart by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

fart sex 

farting into one another's asses.
One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.
fart sex by Aubrey & Danielle October 9, 2008

Nigga fart sex 

Nigga fart sex is when a nigga rubs their ass cheeks together in bed (basically backwards sex but with nigga's)
Hey nigga lets have nigga fart sex and rub our ass cheeks together

penis cock fart sex 

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

fart sex 

The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.
"Damnit my home fries, that fart sex last night with your mother was fanstastical!"
fart sex by Deedledee July 26, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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