Definitions by Deedledee
fart sex
The act of humping and pounding a sweaty anus with which hot, steaming, acidic fart gas jet pulses fourth into the humpers wide open nostrils. The smell of the gas is so pungent that the humpers nostrils burn and blister which, being that the humper is sadomasochistic, makes him/her blow his/her load.
mikey
A person (usually a man) that denies his sexual and pornographic tendencies and pretends to be a person of impeccable morality.