seward 

The lonely city of 4000 located in south central alaska. Also known as SAK town.

A. "Hey man, where you been?"
B. "I hit up seward with a few friends."

seward by breannamay June 13, 2008

Seward 

Seward Nebraska. The most boring, low down, cliquish town you will ever encounter.The reason for most of my problems in life.

"Seward is so rad."
"Dude, are you like a communist? That place sucks."
"Yeah man, I was just testing you."
or
"Seward sucks."
"Yeah."

Seward by Harmony Bennett February 4, 2013

Seward 

It's a disguised version of cunt, aka c-word.

Ivanka Trump is a total seward.

Seward by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

Seward 

Absolute fucking gem mate. One of the best people you'll ever meet

"Oi, do you know Seward?"

"Yeah mate he's a fucking legend"

Seward by RumplePinlchkin November 22, 2021

seward 

A prison located in the middle of a uninhabitable and cursed Russian cemetary, where the people who call it home think that they are living a life better in jail or worse are coincidentally oblivious that they are the subject plot for military espionage, tannerite temptation, minimal dose drug research , famine disguised as resource mismanagement; while there is an asian based Oriental pavillion that the soul can visit when it finally dies and discovers it wernet free, there are no substancial reasons for leaving the blast doors on WW2 bunkers. Even though the zenith where the star named Helios cant shine more than 24 hours each year to release their soul it is Also the place where a true Messiah exits the deadly waters of Hell via unrelenting drug use, snowstorms, Asian compassion and the release of a monkey king's enslavement who gifts Kami spirits along with Magandang Umaga.( not to be confused with marathons or the olympics)

I put more effort into escaping samsara than escaping a seward but its a seward .

Thank you for pointing that out because I was never going to escape that seward or samsara or that there seward prison samsara shit without the sale of tannerite or Asia.

seward by Ibismoked May 24, 2025

seward nebraska 

Seward overall is a completely irrelevant city in Nebraska. Not a single person that was raised there has any sort of intelligence. Many people from Seward aspire to become the governor (which is odd because that position is completely powerless). And if you attend T’s gym and the honky tonk you are weird.

If I were to not live in one place in Nebraska it would be Seward Nebraska.

seward nebraska by Emittill43 January 3, 2021

Seward's Day 

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.

Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.

Seward's Day by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012