Serpents Tongue

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.

"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"

by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

Serpents Tongue

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!

guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.

by insideyamembrane January 1, 2012

serpent tongue

1.) a very high-pitched voice mimicking a serpent's hiss.
2.) a modern mystifier that can manipulate someones thoughts.
3.) a modern-day vampire.
4.) roni saet.

" that guy from cast of shadows is a real serpent tongue! "

" i was serpent tounged when he creeps. "

by jared nicolai February 5, 2009

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

Serpent Tongued

A sly, deceitful way of speaking akin to that of the devil.

Hillary is a Serpent Tongued liar. She'll say anything to get people to follow her.

by havoc777 September 6, 2016