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Serious as a beaver 

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.
Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

Serious drooling 

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.
We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!
Serious drooling by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
A Sergio will always be by your side even when you don’t need him to be. He does everything unconditionally for those he loves and will never let you down. You can always count on a Sergio. He is a passionately loyal lover, an amazing listener, and a forever companion. He will always put others before himself. Sergio is an independent man who will get things done no matter what. He is a hard worker and will not settle for less. When it comes to relationships, never let him go. Sergio will love hard that you will never doubt the love he has for you. Although he appears and seems unbreakable, he is the biggest softie. He loves to be given back the love and affection that he gives. He also loves to be cuddled and caressed after enjoying a big meal. He takes relationships seriously. He will be more loyal than anyone in the world so you don’t need to worry if he’s the ideal lover. He will spoil his significant other and will remind them how much he loves his S/O every day. He will be very protective and will never let you open a car door. A Sergio will do everything in his power to make his lover happy and will always have time to spend. He loves being in his comfort zone but won’t hesitate to step out of it when necessary. If you ever find yourself falling for a Sergio, you won’t regret it.
Sergio makes me feel so safe!
I love Sergio so much, he’s the best boyfriend ever!
Wow... Sergio is such a hard worker!
Sergio by Borkethy March 31, 2021

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
One of the best Chicano Rap Artists from the Westcoast.
He is one serio vato. Serio is one of the best chicano rappers I know. Nightmares Turned Into Reality from Califas 2 Washifas
Serio by Jonathan Perez January 10, 2008

Lethal serious 

If something is so lethal or so serious the one word just doesnt cut it. It's like when you take 40 chats and are off your face and your on some buzz.
These chats are lethal serious
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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