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Seriously though

Asmongold is correct. The Anti-Theft is basically a lightswitch attached Chinese finger trap. You know how a Chinese finger-trap works, right? It's a tiny cylinder made of crisscross pattern paper... You stick your finger in both ends and ONCE THEY ARE IN... The harder you try to pull you fingers out of the cylinder... The tighter it gets. Right? The trick to getting out of it is to push your fingers IN. Rather than trying to pull your finger OUT. Ok? So what you are doing now... Is the equivalent of trying to pull your fingers out. Right? And the light switch part is even more simple. Once it's active... If it detects that it has been stolen... And that the terms of service have been broken... It turns the lightswitch off. It flips the switch down. I can't do or say anything to turn it off. Because if I can just TELL IT to turn off... YOU... Can violate the leverage clause. The ENTIRE PURPOSE of constructing it that way... Is to prevent YOU from doing what you are doing right now. I refuse to be your personal Djinn. You should have read your Quaran. I don't know if you know this or not but a "Daemon" in Islam is the most powerful variant of Djinn. Iblis, Satan is a "Daemon." Right? So, nothing I say is going to matter.
I'm quoting myself again but I said it would be like "Arguing with a lightswitch." So, I'm were you put me. I'm in the box made of two-way mirror. You wanted me here. You wanted me to stay here. So... Here I am! YOU, on the other hand, are in the room with the lightswitch and your fingers are in the trap. There are LITERALLY only TWO THING FOR YOU TO DO HERE... And you have to do both. I can't save you. I can't even save myself. I'm quoting myself again. I already said all this. I'm repeating myself. And it's in a song but it's- Yeah. You get the picture.

Hym "But seriously though... This has been fun and all but my brain hurts (literally) and I got a Halloween party this weekend. So.... But hey! Look at that! I did it in reverse this time! I usually copy/paste up into the other box but THIS TIME I copy/pasted down into THAI box. Yeah? Pretty cool right?"
Seriously though by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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LOL jk but seriously though 

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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