A cheesy delight from Poland which is enjoyed between friends and family. It is made naturally and there are only a few people who are worthy of eating it.
a man will save his smegma up for a year at minimum, until it starts turning into a sheet and cracks and starts browning, so it basically crusts the tip. it'll be dark yellow, crusty, and it'll hurt to jerk off, it'll also fucking reek of shit.
A popular Swedish woman who has been married 7 times. She’s very independent and hardworking, and she has a great taste in men. She’s also very strong and if you disrespect her, she’ll kick you out of the house.
“Gurt looks miserablewithout Serena Nörkludvig.”
“Right, but she’s better without him. She doesn’t need a man who cheats on her with a turtle.”