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Shaderize 

A common practice in Law Enforcement where an Officer needlessly builds up his case to impress his colleagues.
The detective loved to Shaderize his/her cases to impress his/her supervisors.
Shaderize by MrMr Obvious August 28, 2013

Sentrize 

A name for a man who flaunts fake wealth to sexually prey on children
"That dude online is a fat sentrize bro"

Brown Eye Tenderizer 

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

Meat Tenderizer 

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.
Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."
Meat Tenderizer by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

Snyderize 

To make sexy time with someone or something.
Babs was looking horny as hell she totally wanted to get Snyderized!
Snyderize by insanedave September 9, 2009

spencerized

A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.
Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!
spencerized by CringeyTrash December 29, 2016