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Smussy
The female productive organ of the blue tiny people known as Smurfs.
The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.
The combination of the words Smurf and Pussy.
Smussy by adieu l'humanité September 19, 2023
Seussy
Adjective: Characterized by or possessing qualities similar to the works of Dr.Seuss.
Synonyms: Strange, awkward, ridiculous, nonsensical, surreal, abstract, and unconventional.
Synonyms: Strange, awkward, ridiculous, nonsensical, surreal, abstract, and unconventional.
"Did you hear George W Bush's speech last night? Man they guy has a Seussy way of speaking."
"Her outfit is so seussy! It doesn't match at all but it sure is fashionable."
"My essay turned out so seussy, I had no Idea what I was talking about."
"I went to a dance party last night and got dosed with LSD, what a seussy night."
"Matisyahu? A hasidic Jewish Reggae rapper? Sounds seussy to me."
"Her outfit is so seussy! It doesn't match at all but it sure is fashionable."
"My essay turned out so seussy, I had no Idea what I was talking about."
"I went to a dance party last night and got dosed with LSD, what a seussy night."
"Matisyahu? A hasidic Jewish Reggae rapper? Sounds seussy to me."
Seussy by The Citizen Science April 1, 2009
smussy
her smussy gripped me like a glove!
just come and have a drink u smussy!
she had a smussy until i got in there!
don't be a smussy!
just come and have a drink u smussy!
she had a smussy until i got in there!
don't be a smussy!
smussy by <<WIZARD>> January 22, 2009
smussy
damn jessica, ashley, and rachel, y'all bitches got sum smussys. You want me to get you sum air freshener for that smussy??
smussy by ilya (aka the Russian) =) July 29, 2006
Smussy
Smussy by Robakahero March 22, 2022
sebussy
Seb Vogel’s bussy. The tightest bussy known to man. No penis has come out whole after fucking a sebussy
*sharp inhale* “daaammmnnn in tryna get me some sebussy tonight”
“good luck bro, I heard the sebussy is so tight that they nicknamed him the dick guillotine”
“good luck bro, I heard the sebussy is so tight that they nicknamed him the dick guillotine”
sebussy by 4skindragon April 17, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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