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after you have had sex, you remain sexless until married.
Drew Carey decided to remain selobit after he divorced Gwen Stefani and married Rachel Ray.
Selobit by breast-sweat1001 May 16, 2011
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The most loving, caring, sensitive, loveable, person you'll ever meet. Guys will drool at her. She's shy, and nice. All boys will like her!
"Hey, Selomit, will go out with me?" "Sorry, I can't!" "Aww!"
selomit by Erangel0928 December 9, 2017
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slobititus 

means:- bein a redneck slob caught by standing near hillbillies to long or seeing britney spears with her boi
too long on the television.
Britney Spears, hill billies, rednecks
slobititus by wonderboy May 13, 2005

seobites 

a very nice girl that is weird at the same time
“seobites just made a new edit”

“oh fr? is it good or bad this time?”
seobites by seobites June 12, 2022
The beautifulest, stunning woman to ever live. She’s quiet, shy, but has a big personality when she’s comfortable! She would make an incredible mother.
“Hi, do you remember Selomit?”
“YES, she was so beautiful!”
yeah, she’s mine, so back off hoe”
Selomit by D.E.S.L June 13, 2025
( π° Originated in Georgia; by middle-aged girl named: Susan^ which initially in 2025 _ that generation would probably perceive someone that was selabit as a " whore " but don't forget she gives some away also ....when a female decides that she's going to sell her vagina/pussy and give some away for free!

So instead of giving it away all the time She decides she's going to selabit.... $$$$$$$$🤑
Susan : "I decided that I'm going to go selabit!
Tammy: " What no sex ?

Susan: " no that's not what I'm saying I'm saying I decided I'm going to give a little away and then I'm going to sell a bit! Lol

Drew: Wait ? "Are you saying that your giving it away ? "
Susan : "Only on the weekends ,but weekdays it will be an extra $50 "!
Selabit by Puke 4 Babys!! August 4, 2025
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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