Selobit
Selobit by breast-sweat1001 May 16, 2011
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selomit
The most loving, caring, sensitive, loveable, person you'll ever meet. Guys will drool at her. She's shy, and nice. All boys will like her!
selomit by Erangel0928 December 9, 2017
slobititus
means:- bein a redneck slob caught by standing near hillbillies to long or seeing britney spears with her boi
too long on the television.
too long on the television.
slobititus by wonderboy May 13, 2005
Selabit
( π° Originated in Georgia; by middle-aged girl named: Susan^ which initially in 2025 _ that generation would probably perceive someone that was selabit as a " whore " but don't forget she gives some away also ....when a female decides that she's going to sell her vagina/pussy and give some away for free!
So instead of giving it away all the time She decides she's going to selabit.... $$$$$$$$🤑
So instead of giving it away all the time She decides she's going to selabit.... $$$$$$$$🤑
Susan : "I decided that I'm going to go selabit!
Tammy: " What no sex ?
Susan: " no that's not what I'm saying I'm saying I decided I'm going to give a little away and then I'm going to sell a bit! Lol
Drew: Wait ? "Are you saying that your giving it away ? "
Susan : "Only on the weekends ,but weekdays it will be an extra $50 "!
Tammy: " What no sex ?
Susan: " no that's not what I'm saying I'm saying I decided I'm going to give a little away and then I'm going to sell a bit! Lol
Drew: Wait ? "Are you saying that your giving it away ? "
Susan : "Only on the weekends ,but weekdays it will be an extra $50 "!
Selabit by Puke 4 Babys!! August 4, 2025
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