Selling hot dogs

When your favorite/least favorite nascar driver is either running multiple laps down, is out of the race due to a crash/mechanical failure, or when a driver is suspended

Dude, (insert driver name) went 5 laps down. He might as well start selling hot dogs if he's running this bad, lol

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selling hotdogs

When one ventures in public with their zipper down. Though geared towards males, the term can be applied to either gender.

Hey dude, you have a license to sell hotdogs? No? Then zip your fly up, bro.

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